I was born in a small province in the mountains of Norway and raised by super-chic jellyfish. I'm interested in something My favorite hobby is gossiping about water buffalo. 
 I am a shallow, conceited, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." People think I have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people. Perally, I like to go out to bars, museums, clubs, restaurants, malls, etc. I like to have a good time wherever I am and I love to laugh and make others laugh. In my time alone I enjoy keeping up with the news, and drinking wine. If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation. Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too. I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like Taylor Swift as much as I do Sinatra, however I hate the Black Eyed Peas. My two favorite movies are... 1. Robocop (Original) 2. The Adventures of Milo & Otis If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at Beavis & Butt-Head then we might get along. You'll have to put up with a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger memorabilia laying around, though.

My Ideal Person I don't know. I've ended up with feelings for wildly different people. The trend seems to be compassionate, mature, intelligent, occasionally silly or funny, and open to meaningful conversation about life, feelings, and everything. It apparently doesn't hurt to be Asian.

When I first fell in love, I thought I knew my type. Then years later I started liking someone completely different and lost all certainty. So basically, I know it when I see it. There's no particular type for me.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Post Modern Jukebox, The Ramones

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kate Mara, there is just something so innocent about her
but I want to do filthy things to her and take away that innocents

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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