ARRRR!!!! I'm guessing that my headline caught your attention since your here so you have already passed the first test (verification that you have a sense of humor.) The next few tests I might just make up on the fly to keep you on your toes. ;) So, long story short, if you are a fun female looking for a lot of no strings attached fun, email me and we will see where it goes from there.

My Ideal Person Somebody that is local, a good sense of humor, crazy (fun crazy, not fatal attraction crazy.)

If you like what you read above and are up to the challenge, email me. There are too many scams on the internet that want my credit card already.

Be smart, funny, sexy, adventurous, and don't bore me to death, and I figure we will get along fine.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The middle of a park, A dark back alley, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Leather, Latex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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