Snaked, Baked, And Slurpeed To A Pee  

mc_justmc 58M  
288 posts
6/2/2018 3:33 pm
Snaked, Baked, And Slurpeed To A Pee


As I looked down I noticed the hole was dark, wet, and ready for my tool. I lowered myself and fed it into that orifice, deeper and deeper, at one point feeling resistance, I pushed and fed more and more, amazed at how deep I was going. When I could go no further, I gyrated and twisted, pushing in and out, deeper, harder, back and forth, faster, then slower, working a sporadic rhythm feeling the wetness occasionally hitting my legs. After 20 minutes, I pulled completely out, sat back, catching my breath before starting over.

Unknown to me, the 3rd round was to be the climatic finale, at one point pulling out hard I noticed an eruption as all the wetness splattered, then disappeared, revealing a clear sewer line. I sat back on the plant pot, totally satisfied, and smoked an imaginary, celebratory cigarette in my mind. After a few minutes, I stuffed the "snake" back on the receiver, rolled up the cord, and stashed it into the garage. Time for a shower.

A long shower felt good, after the previous days short shower with the drain plug set, so as not to flood the house. After getting dressed I really wanted something cold to drink, so off to the Ice House. The drive was an opportunity to "free my mind" without stinking up the house. "Cheech and Chonging" to the store left me staring at bottle after bottle of beverages, when I spotted some orange Fanta that looked good. I bought 2, but even as I was paying I knew this wasn't what I was wanting, I wanted a Slurpee. Off to the 11 of 7.

I sat in my truck in the parking lot, repeatedly giving myself a brain freeze until it was nearly gone. Unsated, I bought a 2nd, drove towards home, stopped and looked at some puppies, American Wolf Hound something or other. Cute, but I'm only wanting small dogs, since my over weight Lab died and I had a time getting her in my van to take her for cremation.

Once home, I Slurpeed till I was nearly sick. It wasn't long before Slurpee had it's revenge. I think Slurpee is French for "peeing out your butt". It had been years since I'd had a Slurpee, it's gonna be years before I want another. But(t) I can honestly say, both my "sewer lines" are clear.

How long's it been since YOU had a Slurpee? Well neighbor, that's too long!

mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 3:40 pm

Slurpee's Revenge: A blast from your ass!


fuckmanxxxxx 52M
39 posts
6/2/2018 4:19 pm

xxxxxxx


positively4you 68F  
2523 posts
6/2/2018 4:29 pm

Oh lord dear, you need to get laid. You turned sewage cleaning into a sex
scene. Or........maybe I need to get laid cause I fell for it.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 4:37 pm

?????????


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 4:41 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Oh lord dear, you need to get laid. You turned sewage cleaning into a sex
    scene. Or........maybe I need to get laid cause I fell for it.
well, if I need to get laid, and I know I do, and you need to get laid, then there's just one solution, let's get a Slurpee and discuss it!


redrockrascal 59M
17436 posts
6/2/2018 5:46 pm

I saw the sewer thing coming butt not the Slurpee.

God you cleared your mind before you hind.

Last Slur-peeee was when I was in L.A. so 1980s.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


here2fixxurcable 39M
28 posts
6/2/2018 5:54 pm

mmmmmm, slurpee


papis_baby_girl 42F  
3855 posts
6/2/2018 6:11 pm

Turkey!! You are back... hooray... not

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mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 7:00 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I saw the sewer thing coming butt not the Slurpee.

    God you cleared your mind before you hind.

    Last Slur-peeee was when I was in L.A. so 1980s.
80's???? That's way too long!


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 7:01 pm

it was very mmmmmmmm


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 7:16 pm

Hahahahaha troll-ing? This place is thick with trolls.


redrockrascal 59M
17436 posts
6/2/2018 7:26 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    80's???? That's way too long!
The though of getting Slur-poo after I Slurpee is gonna make the next one even further down the line.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 7:46 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    The though of getting Slur-poo after I Slurpee is gonna make the next one even further down the line.
It may not have happened if I hadn't slammed 2 in 30 mins.


s2ndegree 59M  
7765 posts
6/2/2018 8:54 pm

I had one of those frozen ones a couple of months
ago.I would say it was a reasonable facsimile.
Do they still serve them with a stroon an
implement similar to the classic spork!

I heard there was a deadly accident at the
Isle of man This last wednesday.Sadly !

Using more than all the road!


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 9:10 pm

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    I had one of those frozen ones a couple of months
    ago.I would say it was a reasonable facsimile.
    Do they still serve them with a stroon an
    implement similar to the classic spork!

    I heard there was a deadly accident at the
    Isle of man This last wednesday.Sadly !
I doubt I could tell the difference between an ICEE and a Slurpee. They so still use the straw/spoon thing! I didn't hear about the Isle of Man death.


oldbstrd55 61M  
2841 posts
6/2/2018 9:29 pm

It's been year since I had a slurpee, I get a brain freeze just thinking about them. I wonder if adding booze would help with the brain freeze.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/2/2018 9:45 pm

    Quoting oldbstrd55:
    It's been year since I had a slurpee, I get a brain freeze just thinking about them. I wonder if adding booze would help with the brain freeze.
couldn't hurt!


smartasswoman 60F  
27958 posts
6/2/2018 11:19 pm



No words.


Eviloutlaw1 56M
1088 posts
6/3/2018 3:23 am

I've never had a Slurpee. They don't sell them by that name around here. What we do have are called Slush Puppy's . I can't recall when I had one last either. I never really went for them, the whole brain freeze thing sort of put me off.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 5:36 am


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 5:39 am

    Quoting Eviloutlaw1:
    I've never had a Slurpee. They don't sell them by that name around here. What we do have are called Slush Puppy's . I can't recall when I had one last either. I never really went for them, the whole brain freeze thing sort of put me off.
It sure hit the spot after playing in sewage on a hot summer day, but it's gonna be a while before I have another.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
3145 posts
6/3/2018 6:11 am

Well...I snorted when I laughed.

Very unlady-like and I'm really glad to be home alone.

I cannot remember the last time I had a slurpee (or an icee for that matter). It's probably been since the 80's.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


pagancountrygirl 60F
3161 posts
6/3/2018 8:42 am

This had me laughing. I kinda thought your "snake" might not be a part of your anatomy, but the visual that went with your description....Ugh! Glad I didn't have to see the mess! lol
I don't think I've had an Icee since the late 90s. I don't believe I've ever had one clean my "sewer line" in quite the same manner!

Pagan
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sweet_VM 59F  
77988 posts
6/3/2018 11:14 am

I laugh so hard when I was reading this ty hugs V

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FMAOPLS 65F  
21954 posts
6/3/2018 1:50 pm

Last time I had a Slurpee (from 7-11), was about 2 months ago. I always have to be careful, because too big a suck on the straw brings on a burning "throat freeze". I've never heard of the side affect you experience - probably because it takes me so long to actually finish the drink.

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mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 3:12 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Well...I snorted when I laughed.

    Very unlady-like and I'm really glad to be home alone.

    I cannot remember the last time I had a slurpee (or an icee for that matter). It's probably been since the 80's.
Awwww, I wanna hear you snort! You should get yourself a Slurpee, I'd forgotten how good they are.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 3:20 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    This had me laughing. I kinda thought your "snake" might not be a part of your anatomy, but the visual that went with your description....Ugh! Glad I didn't have to see the mess! lol
    I don't think I've had an Icee since the late 90s. I don't believe I've ever had one clean my "sewer line" in quite the same manner!
You should look into getting a Slurpee. I'd love to "snake" your "sewer line" in a very erotic way!


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 3:22 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I laugh so hard when I was reading this ty hugs V
Thanks V! Got snake?


pagancountrygirl 60F
3161 posts
6/3/2018 5:00 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    You should look into getting a Slurpee. I'd love to "snake" your "sewer line" in a very erotic way!
Ooooo...sounds...kinky! I kinda like kinky, as long as it's not a kink in your "snake".

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 5:24 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Ooooo...sounds...kinky! I kinda like kinky, as long as it's not a kink in your "snake".
That "snake" had more of a "stink" than a "kink".


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/3/2018 7:51 pm

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    Last time I had a Slurpee (from 7-11), was about 2 months ago. I always have to be careful, because too big a suck on the straw brings on a burning "throat freeze". I've never heard of the side affect you experience - probably because it takes me so long to actually finish the drink.
I had brain freeze, and a chest freeze, and I know my severe adverse side effect was the result of slamming 2 Slurpees in a very short period of time. I needed some patience.


NewBernMilf 45M/40F  
14 posts
6/7/2018 11:48 am

I get one about once a week. Me and my oldest son walk 2 or 3 miles everyday in the afternoon. We stop by the convenience store and I get one. They aren't as good as I remember them being when I was a kid though.

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A Reintroduction Of Sorts
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mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/7/2018 8:37 pm

Really? I would think it would be right on time after a 2 mile walk. I know it was just what I needed after snaking a sewer line. Thank God that only happens once in Blue Moon.


justskin1 66M
10532 posts
6/12/2018 4:36 am

You have to have an eroticly sensuous mind to make snaking a sewer line sound so sexy.
Haven't had a Slurpee in over a decade. Perhaps I should get one to slurp on the way to the beach tomorrow. Or get one there and drink it from my golden chalice.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/12/2018 4:56 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    You have to have an eroticly sensuous mind to make snaking a sewer line sound so sexy.
    Haven't had a Slurpee in over a decade. Perhaps I should get one to slurp on the way to the beach tomorrow. Or get one there and drink it from my golden chalice.
Thank you, I was trying to make the best of a shitty situation. You should pick up a slurpee, I was pleasantly surprised. Just one, two is too many.


Classynails 61F  
944 posts
6/15/2018 6:41 am

I saw the snake thing coming....I know a plumber, quite well.
As for a slurpee....not sure if I've ever had one. Does a frozen marguerite count? Now that I could answer!

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mc_justmc 58M  
2637 posts
6/15/2018 7:01 am

    Quoting Classynails:
    I saw the snake thing coming....I know a plumber, quite well.
    As for a slurpee....not sure if I've ever had one. Does a frozen marguerite count? Now that I could answer!
I had not considered a Margarita, but that is very similar to a Slurpee! As long as the ice is slushy.


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